belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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