ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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