This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
this hospital has no fireball
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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