It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I wish I only lived at night.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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