well I can't set my house on fire every night
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm just crazy horny about you
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Bring me that man meat
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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