The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Randomize
