Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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