My liver just broke up with me...
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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