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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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