I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm just crazy horny about you
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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