some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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