Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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