summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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