Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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