I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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