Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
