what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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