great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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