One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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