oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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