i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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