ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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