My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just google imaged poop.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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