Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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