my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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