He disabled his match.com account in front of me
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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