I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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