She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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