I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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