I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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