Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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