no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I love you. Go after that dick
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