am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
