No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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