I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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