you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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