Me too!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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