If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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