You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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