He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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