Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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