there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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