She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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