ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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