ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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