Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
This gyro tastes like lonliness
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
being pregnant is like rehab
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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