So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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