I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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