do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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