He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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