Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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