Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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