saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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