David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
foreskin is a definite game changer
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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