just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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