Tell her she can't have a vagina
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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